A local mother was sent to the funny farm today after her 7 year old son talked her ear off. The young boy spent the previous day saying nearly nothing because of a stomach virus that zapped his energy.
Today, he made up for lost time and used two days worth of talking in just 4 short hours. His sister couldn't get a word in edgewise.
The mother went insane.
(Aaaagh. Lord, help me, please!)