For the most part I read it and delete it.
But this one made me smile. I just had to post it.
abecedarian \ay-bee-see-DAIR-ee-uhn\, noun:
1. One who is learning the alphabet; hence, a beginner.
2. One engaged in teaching the alphabet.
3. Pertaining to the letters of the alphabet.
4. Arranged alphabetically.
5. Rudimentary; elementary.
So, if you have a child in preschool, learning his alphabet, you can tell him he is an "abecedarian"!